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ships'/><category term='om nom nom'/><category term='Stride Gum'/><category term='Happy New year'/><category term='Blue Ant'/><category term='brian eno'/><category term='silly shit'/><category term='lols'/><category term='Mandy.com'/><category term='recession'/><category term='John Milhiser'/><category term='things that are cool'/><category term='whitman'/><category term='starship troopers'/><category term='paul newman'/><category term='New York City'/><category term='The Godfather'/><category term='twin peaks'/><category term='my diary is full of shit'/><category term='Battlestar Galactica'/><category term='Sweet Movies'/><category term='videos'/><category term='Mars'/><category term='music'/><category term='principles'/><category term='firefly'/><category term='shantytown USA'/><category term='CorpSpeak'/><category term='cute stuff'/><category term='bob officer sucks'/><category term='simon pegg'/><category term='hot vs. crazy'/><category term='black20'/><category term='farts'/><category term='koopa'/><category term='Shit Job Postings'/><category term='funny stuff'/><category term='dune'/><category term='Top Dolla'/><category term='stuff that sucks'/><category term='talking cat'/><category term='keyboard cat rules'/><category term='anime'/><category term='Serious Lunch'/><category term='tiny apartment'/><category term='prop 8'/><category term='fail'/><category term='and the ugly homage'/><category term='man stroke woman'/><category term='back pain'/><category term='book of the new sun'/><category term='drugs'/><category term='steppenwolf'/><category term='new years resolutions'/><category term='maze megaburst space'/><title type='text'>Bob Officer Sucks</title><subtitle type='html'>Champion of self-loathing since 1982</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>243</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-1195163447757504096</id><published>2010-12-24T23:08:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-12-24T23:10:38.446-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Moved</title><content type='html'>My Blog has moved to &lt;a href="http://bobofficersucks.tumblr.com"&gt;Tumblr&lt;/a&gt;.  I will be returning to comics and bad jokes January 8, 2011.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-1195163447757504096?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1195163447757504096/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/12/moved.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/1195163447757504096'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/1195163447757504096'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/12/moved.html' title='Moved'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-9111829475645710519</id><published>2010-10-19T14:37:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-10-19T14:39:56.969-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new comic'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0071.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Inspired by a &lt;a href="http://timbierbaum.com"&gt;Tim Bierbaum&lt;/a&gt; original seen &lt;a href="http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/01/blob-officer.html"&gt;here.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-9111829475645710519?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/9111829475645710519/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/10/new-comic_19.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/9111829475645710519'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/9111829475645710519'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/10/new-comic_19.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-857106357659025059</id><published>2010-10-12T09:43:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-10-19T14:37:56.141-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new comic'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0070.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="244" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0070.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-857106357659025059?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/857106357659025059/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/10/new-comic_12.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/857106357659025059'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/857106357659025059'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/10/new-comic_12.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image 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rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/10/snakes-tiny-apartment-and-myself-in.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/5043975952872724972'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/5043975952872724972'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/10/snakes-tiny-apartment-and-myself-in.html' title='Snakes, Tiny Apartment, (and inconspicuous reference to myself) in The Onion'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-8499865645498484675</id><published>2010-10-06T18:40:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-10-12T09:44:03.267-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new comic'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0069.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0069.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes having nothing is a real cool hand.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-8499865645498484675?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8499865645498484675/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/10/new-comic.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8499865645498484675'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8499865645498484675'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/10/new-comic.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-6639231628894162861</id><published>2010-09-30T06:55:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-09-30T07:27:37.083-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anime'/><title type='text'>Another Awkward Glimpse Into My Past</title><content type='html'>I woke up with this song in my head.  Don't you dare judge me!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="360" height="290"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wQasS6Cmgbo?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wQasS6Cmgbo?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="360" height="290"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now I'm going to excuse myself and go on vacation for a bit.  Laterz.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-6639231628894162861?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6639231628894162861/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/09/another-awkward-glimpse-into-my-past.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/6639231628894162861'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/6639231628894162861'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/09/another-awkward-glimpse-into-my-past.html' title='Another Awkward Glimpse Into My Past'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-3601637818851158322</id><published>2010-09-15T14:03:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-09-15T14:06:49.427-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tiny apartment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fox news'/><title type='text'>Tiny Apartment on Fox</title><content type='html'>Friends Jessie Cantrell and Mike O'Gorman live on &lt;a href="http://live.foxnews.com/strategy-room"&gt;Fox Strategy Room!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-3601637818851158322?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/3601637818851158322/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/09/tiny-apartment-on-fox.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/3601637818851158322'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/3601637818851158322'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/09/tiny-apartment-on-fox.html' title='Tiny Apartment on Fox'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-8929922323570551677</id><published>2010-09-15T11:27:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-09-15T11:28:57.297-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Well, Douglas Trumbull is Some Kind of Genius</title><content type='html'>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/12805263?color=0082b3" width="360" height="240" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-8929922323570551677?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8929922323570551677/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/09/well-douglas-trumbull-is-some-kind-of.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8929922323570551677'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8929922323570551677'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/09/well-douglas-trumbull-is-some-kind-of.html' title='Well, Douglas Trumbull is Some Kind of Genius'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-6245300218925348089</id><published>2010-09-14T11:58:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-09-14T12:08:24.981-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serious Lunch'/><title type='text'>Facialique</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="360" height="240"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kX3ktRO6qL8?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kX3ktRO6qL8?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="360" height="240"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-6245300218925348089?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6245300218925348089/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/09/facialique.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/6245300218925348089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/6245300218925348089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/09/facialique.html' title='Facialique'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-2572134940169292221</id><published>2010-09-13T12:28:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-10-06T18:40:16.927-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new comic'/><title type='text'>More Mecha</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0068.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0068.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still working on finding a happy medium between line quality and white balance.  It's a bummer.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-2572134940169292221?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/2572134940169292221/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/09/more-mecha.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/2572134940169292221'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/2572134940169292221'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/09/more-mecha.html' title='More Mecha'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-362542659271676841</id><published>2010-09-10T14:43:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2010-09-10T14:52:37.095-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Candidates for Top Ten Part Twelve</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bZBcN_QTrsI/TGme--XlP2I/AAAAAAAAAY4/wdsZKpmb5Ec/s1600/telefon-tel-aviv-immolate_cd_2.jpg width="400" height="400""&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Continued from &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/bobofficersucks/blog"&gt;this old blog&lt;/a&gt;, which I am loathe to delete, despite it's obsolescence.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-362542659271676841?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/362542659271676841/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/09/candidates-for-top-ten.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/362542659271676841'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/362542659271676841'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/09/candidates-for-top-ten.html' title='Candidates for Top Ten Part Twelve'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bZBcN_QTrsI/TGme--XlP2I/AAAAAAAAAY4/wdsZKpmb5Ec/s72-c/telefon-tel-aviv-immolate_cd_2.jpg width=' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-443357511730927551</id><published>2010-09-07T12:56:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2010-09-13T12:27:34.095-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lynn Minmay Defense'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mecha'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gurren Lagan'/><title type='text'>I'm back!  Manga style!</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0067.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0067.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Many thanks to &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/alphajammer"&gt;AlphaJammer&lt;/a&gt; for lending me his copy of &lt;a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/106952/gurren-lagann-bust-through-the-heavens-with-your-drill"&gt;Gurren Lagann&lt;/a&gt;.  I decided not to bother with captions this week because it's really way more fun to draw and decide what the story is going to be based on what I determine myself capable of drawing.  Reader's should also note I elected to use pencil this week, and favored a high res photo over a scanned image.  So I'm kinda experimenting here because...well I guess because I can do whatever I want.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've had it in mind for some time to experiment with an original idea for a new weekly strip almost certainly meaning I'd have to abandon this one (not that anyone cares).  But circumstance and other priorities (playstation) keep delaying me from making much headway.  So for now I'm settling for drawing myself into a mecha comic for the next month, as a chance to experiment with drawing different subjects, and as an homage to some of my favorite manga, which, oddly enough inspired the desire to write, but not the confidence to draw.  At least not until I entered the bad half of my twenties.  Go figure.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also want to add that I'm open to suggestions for the next series of panels...and mad nerd points to anyone that can ID the mecha design I ripped off.  Your clue is "The Lynn Minmay Defense."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh yeah, I also got around to making another &lt;a href="http://plixi.com/p/43493272"&gt;movie poster&lt;/a&gt; during my sabbatical.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And please excuse my sloppiness!  My PC is temporarily down, so I'm doing the best I can without access to any of my stuff this week.  Since I can't manually change some of the hyperlinks on a Mac (lame) there will be some broken or weird links happening on my site.  Like you care.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-443357511730927551?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/443357511730927551/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/09/im-back-manga-style.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/443357511730927551'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/443357511730927551'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/09/im-back-manga-style.html' title='I&apos;m back!  Manga style!'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-8350160003092436107</id><published>2010-08-27T13:15:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-27T13:22:50.378-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stride Gum'/><title type='text'>Now You Know Why I haven't Been Doodling</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="384" height="283"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sviXu9wyjXA?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sviXu9wyjXA?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="384" height="283"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We're doing it!  We're finally doing it!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-8350160003092436107?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8350160003092436107/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/08/now-you-know-why-i-havent-been-doodling.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8350160003092436107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8350160003092436107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/08/now-you-know-why-i-havent-been-doodling.html' title='Now You Know Why I haven&apos;t Been Doodling'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-365378850969495935</id><published>2010-08-02T11:33:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-02T11:54:55.688-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jimmy fallon'/><title type='text'>I was on Jimmy Fallon</title><content type='html'>Jimmy Fallon just reblogged our epic nose touch from March.  It has a behind the scenes video shot on the 7D by our friend &lt;a href="http://www.edmondhawkins.com/"&gt;Edmond&lt;/a&gt;.  Thanks to &lt;a href="http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/blogs/author/cory-cavin/"&gt;Cory&lt;/a&gt; for retweeting.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="384" height="283" align="middle"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://widget.nbc.com/videos/nbcshort_at.swf?CXNID=1000004.10045NXC&amp;widID=4727a250e66f9723&amp;clipID=1241647&amp;showID=243"/&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="high" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://widget.nbc.com/videos/nbcshort_at.swf?CXNID=1000004.10045NXC&amp;widID=4727a250e66f9723&amp;clipID=1241647&amp;showID=243" quality="high" bgcolor="#000000" width="384" height="283" allowFullScreen="true" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-365378850969495935?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/365378850969495935/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/08/i-was-on-jimmy-fallon.html#comment-form' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/365378850969495935'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/365378850969495935'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/08/i-was-on-jimmy-fallon.html' title='I was on Jimmy Fallon'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-8987488646766625008</id><published>2010-07-30T12:20:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2010-09-14T13:19:47.227-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='maggie'/><title type='text'>Maggie</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/TFL77TawVII/AAAAAAAAAHM/vooP41DI__E/s1600/maggie+sleep.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/TFL77TawVII/AAAAAAAAAHM/vooP41DI__E/s320/maggie+sleep.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5499735091216143490" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maggie - in deep repose, enjoying the temperate climate of her new home in Austin Texas.  She hated the grass apparently.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-8987488646766625008?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8987488646766625008/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/07/maggie.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8987488646766625008'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8987488646766625008'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/07/maggie.html' title='Maggie'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/TFL77TawVII/AAAAAAAAAHM/vooP41DI__E/s72-c/maggie+sleep.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-2594909434576531745</id><published>2010-07-26T16:29:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-26T16:33:15.556-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John Milhiser'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bob officer sucks'/><title type='text'>No Comic Monday</title><content type='html'>No comic today, because I'm in the middle of conforming huge raw files for an edit...me and my legitimate excuses.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In lieu of a new drawing, here is a video of John and I being total dweebs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-aea6815a70120908" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" 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href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/2594909434576531745/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/07/no-comic-monday.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/2594909434576531745'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/2594909434576531745'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/07/no-comic-monday.html' title='No Comic Monday'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-6546732513352013777</id><published>2010-07-19T09:00:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-09-13T12:27:15.794-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0066.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0066.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-6546732513352013777?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-8940199384187364152</id><published>2010-07-12T11:29:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-26T16:28:27.690-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0065.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="244" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0065.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-8940199384187364152?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8940199384187364152/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/07/new-comic.html#comment-form' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8940199384187364152'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8940199384187364152'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/07/new-comic.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-4067343074289082774</id><published>2010-07-08T14:34:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-12T11:30:25.853-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pets'/><title type='text'>Maggie Officer</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/TDYaQ2WT07I/AAAAAAAAAHE/wrDvnJDhork/s1600/Maggie.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="text-align: right;float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px; " src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/TDYaQ2WT07I/AAAAAAAAAHE/wrDvnJDhork/s320/Maggie.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491605672394216370" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;1996 - 2010&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-4067343074289082774?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4067343074289082774/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/07/maggie-officer.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4067343074289082774'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4067343074289082774'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/07/maggie-officer.html' title='Maggie Officer'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/TDYaQ2WT07I/AAAAAAAAAHE/wrDvnJDhork/s72-c/Maggie.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-4273684672467939737</id><published>2010-06-28T01:47:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-12T11:29:20.285-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0064.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0064.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-4273684672467939737?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4273684672467939737/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/06/new-comic_28.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4273684672467939737'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4273684672467939737'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/06/new-comic_28.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-1046383385725623805</id><published>2010-06-16T02:04:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-06-16T02:09:41.631-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sad Keanu'/><title type='text'>Sad Keanu</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l43f0cJCMP1qc36cxo1_500.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 325px;" src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l43f0cJCMP1qc36cxo1_500.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry, "Keanu you're sinking!" was already done...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-1046383385725623805?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1046383385725623805/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/06/sad-keanu.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/1046383385725623805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/1046383385725623805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/06/sad-keanu.html' title='Sad Keanu'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-470179313457262639</id><published>2010-06-14T01:24:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-06-28T01:47:01.684-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0063.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0063.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-470179313457262639?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/470179313457262639/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/06/new-comic_14.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/470179313457262639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/470179313457262639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/06/new-comic_14.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-7202650251771579765</id><published>2010-06-01T13:20:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2010-06-14T01:26:04.201-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new comic'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0062.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0062.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-7202650251771579765?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/7202650251771579765/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/06/new-comic.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/7202650251771579765'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/7202650251771579765'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/06/new-comic.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-6069354533448750032</id><published>2010-05-17T10:25:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-06-01T13:20:19.505-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0061.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="325" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0061.jpg" width="225" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-6069354533448750032?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6069354533448750032/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/05/new-comic_17.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/6069354533448750032'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/6069354533448750032'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/05/new-comic_17.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-7222494306397605504</id><published>2010-05-03T11:33:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-05-17T10:25:22.234-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/0060.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="244" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0060.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-7222494306397605504?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/7222494306397605504/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/05/new-comic.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/7222494306397605504'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/7222494306397605504'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/05/new-comic.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-995982621654848669</id><published>2010-04-27T11:46:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2010-04-27T12:05:51.476-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tea baggers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='starship troopers'/><title type='text'>The Only Good Tea Bagger Is...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="420" height="260"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gDED_vGkTfA&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xd0d0d0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gDED_vGkTfA&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xd0d0d0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="420" height="260"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="260"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/faFuaYA-daw&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/faFuaYA-daw&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="260"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...to be fair, the only good tea bagger is someone that gets the irony behind a group of Homophobic Conservatives willing to adopt the name "Tea Bagger" to describe their collective political ideology.  I always understood that &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tea+bag"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; was the accepted definition of "tea bagging."&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;I think this comparison is pretty hilarious, though a little disturbing considering one clip is from a movie made 13 years ago by someone who actually lived through the Nazi regime and probably has a more informed opinion about "socialist bastards."  It's also worth pointing out that life all to often ends up imitating art...especially art that seemed radical and somewhat campy at the time of it's making.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-995982621654848669?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/995982621654848669/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/only-good-tea-bagger-is.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/995982621654848669'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/995982621654848669'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/only-good-tea-bagger-is.html' title='The Only Good Tea Bagger Is...'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-6590894571164226237</id><published>2010-04-26T03:19:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-04-26T03:23:59.724-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='super mario'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mini-cooper'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='koopa'/><title type='text'>Mini-Koopa</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tkryUtJfGD4/S9UHdJsk-eI/AAAAAAAAAOU/oyer084-0-k/s1600/minikoopa.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 340px; height: 236px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tkryUtJfGD4/S9UHdJsk-eI/AAAAAAAAAOU/oyer084-0-k/s1600/minikoopa.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Courtesy &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Ant Man&lt;/span&gt; at &lt;a href="http://grodoshop.blogspot.com/"&gt;grodoshop&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-6590894571164226237?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6590894571164226237/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/mini-koopa.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/6590894571164226237'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/6590894571164226237'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/mini-koopa.html' title='Mini-Koopa'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tkryUtJfGD4/S9UHdJsk-eI/AAAAAAAAAOU/oyer084-0-k/s72-c/minikoopa.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-3027328925333350369</id><published>2010-04-25T20:30:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-05-03T11:33:38.930-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0059.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="244" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0059.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-3027328925333350369?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/3027328925333350369/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/new-comic_25.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/3027328925333350369'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/3027328925333350369'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/new-comic_25.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-4387683183161000640</id><published>2010-04-23T15:02:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2010-04-23T15:53:45.126-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='captain eo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dune'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scifi'/><title type='text'>Nerd Rant</title><content type='html'>There's a certain grunginess to '80's sci-fi that disappeared when CGI became a standard.  The ease and range of stuff you can achieve with computers might be more desirable but the attention to detail is missing from modern FX and replaced with this weird sense of sterility I never really bought into.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's most apparent of course in the &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Star Wars&lt;/span&gt; prequels - and I think it largely contributed to their lackluster reception by the general public.  I'm going to make a general statement and blame &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;The Matrix&lt;/span&gt; for this shift in aesthetics.  Nothing against that movie but I think it inspired this kind of push towards boring visuals and simplified plot devices (like everything Kurt Wimmer had done thus far).  &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Minority Report&lt;/span&gt; tends to stand out as one of the only mainstream movies of the 2000's that didn't adopt that sterile simplified look, although the color treatment definitely pays homage to it.  There are other films from the last decade that would illustrate my point, but this tangent is a little long already.  Suffice to say that dirty, gritty, apocalyptic look that I fell in love with during my formative years is slowing seeping back into the mainstream.  Now that I sound like a hopeless nostalgic, here's the movie that inspired this rant.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="360" height="280"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AstW05bDiQU&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AstW05bDiQU&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="360" height="280"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also took the liberty of re-watching the abysmal failure that is David Lynch's &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Dune&lt;/span&gt;.  What can I say it still &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;looks &lt;/span&gt;cool.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="360" height="280"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U_JP6ECfNDc&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U_JP6ECfNDc&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="360" height="280"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-4387683183161000640?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4387683183161000640/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/nerd-rant.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4387683183161000640'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4387683183161000640'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/nerd-rant.html' title='Nerd Rant'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-3189432782560588263</id><published>2010-04-22T15:07:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-04-22T15:13:31.986-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='om nom nom'/><title type='text'>I MAKE AWESOME PANCAKES</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://cdn.cloudfiles.mosso.com/c54102/x2_128e74e"&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-3189432782560588263?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/3189432782560588263/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/i-make-awesome-pancakes.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/3189432782560588263'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/3189432782560588263'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/i-make-awesome-pancakes.html' title='I MAKE AWESOME PANCAKES'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-6133774351128779407</id><published>2010-04-18T19:25:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-04-25T20:31:36.892-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>Now in Technicolor!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0058.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0058.jpg" width="96" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-6133774351128779407?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6133774351128779407/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/new-comic_18.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/6133774351128779407'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/6133774351128779407'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/new-comic_18.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-5323422423078594309</id><published>2010-04-12T09:22:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-04-18T19:23:34.765-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0057.jpg "&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0057.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-5323422423078594309?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/5323422423078594309/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/new-comic.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/5323422423078594309'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/5323422423078594309'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/new-comic.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-9148373487912796873</id><published>2010-03-31T16:10:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2010-03-31T16:15:02.126-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='william gibson'/><title type='text'>Bill Gibson Q&amp;A</title><content type='html'>At long last, Gibson appears to have finished his follow up to &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spook_country"&gt;Spook Country&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; and returned (at least temporarily) to the blogging universe.  This is cause for celebration...though maybe not so much for the author.  In this brief &lt;a href="http://www.williamgibsonbooks.com/blog/blog.asp"&gt;Q&amp;A&lt;/a&gt; my idol describes the process of writing novels as "painful."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-9148373487912796873?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/9148373487912796873/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/bill-gibson-q.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/9148373487912796873'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/9148373487912796873'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/bill-gibson-q.html' title='Bill Gibson Q&amp;A'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-2682984385208575397</id><published>2010-03-30T12:45:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-03-30T12:47:44.564-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jimmy fallon'/><title type='text'>Oh Yeah, I Was On Jimmy Fallon</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="512" height="296"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/S_qIwRcavkNQ5Ttf4HflSg"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/S_qIwRcavkNQ5Ttf4HflSg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true"  width="410" height="208"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like um, In case you forgot.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-2682984385208575397?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/2682984385208575397/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/oh-yeah-i-was-on-jimmy-fallon.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/2682984385208575397'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/2682984385208575397'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/oh-yeah-i-was-on-jimmy-fallon.html' title='Oh Yeah, I Was On Jimmy Fallon'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-9001815179136241883</id><published>2010-03-30T12:26:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2010-03-30T12:52:01.207-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='excuses'/><title type='text'>Extended Absence</title><content type='html'>Writing a blog about what I'm doing is like reading a journal entry to an absent minded pet puppy.  Maybe that's a terrible analogy but as I type this I legitimately wonder who is reading it.  Especially after my escapades with John on &lt;a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/136073/late-night-with-jimmy-fallon-most-time-for-two-dudes-to-touch-noses"&gt;broadcast TV&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have a new follower who appears to be Japanese.  It's not &lt;a href="http://www.studiosugi.com/"&gt;Mr. Sugitsuka&lt;/a&gt; - as he would likely comment in English - but shout out to said stranger in any case.  And if you are the guy/gal that is &lt;a href="http://v.ku6.com/show/42qRc6Kk7H1fhPMX.html"&gt;responsible for this&lt;/a&gt;...thank you very much sir or ma'am. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In any case, since I have some kind of following, it stands to reason that I should keep updated bulletins on the blogosphere, at the very least to justify to myself my total lack of output.  So here's my excuse.  I'm spending all of my spare time learning Motion Graphics and Screenwriting.  Hopefully it will eventually pay off, and at some point I'll reach a point where I'm consistently making new stuff to share.  Until then, reviewing movies and bitching about Glenn Beck will have to take a back seat.  Many sorries to my followers.  All two of them. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Be sure to follow me on &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/bobofficer"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;, where I am considerably more active.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FF0000;"&gt;ADDENDUM&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;: Apparently that is &lt;a href="http://www.studiosugi.com/"&gt;Takashi&lt;/a&gt;.  Hi Takashi!  I don't understand your kanjis!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-9001815179136241883?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/9001815179136241883/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/extended-absence.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/9001815179136241883'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/9001815179136241883'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/extended-absence.html' title='Extended Absence'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-5101385465147563788</id><published>2010-03-29T13:03:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-04-12T09:22:11.693-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0056.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0056.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-5101385465147563788?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/5101385465147563788/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/new-comic_29.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/5101385465147563788'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/5101385465147563788'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/new-comic_29.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-3338902229798361577</id><published>2010-03-18T12:33:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-03-18T12:42:13.645-04:00</updated><title type='text'>world record</title><content type='html'>John and I are breaking a world record live:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://bit.ly/5sk9yP&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-3338902229798361577?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/3338902229798361577/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/world-record.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/3338902229798361577'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/3338902229798361577'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/world-record.html' title='world record'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-8952063994724941127</id><published>2010-03-15T01:17:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-03-30T12:53:33.567-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dating'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Battlestar Galactica'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0055.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="244" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0055.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-8952063994724941127?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8952063994724941127/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/new-comic_15.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8952063994724941127'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8952063994724941127'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/new-comic_15.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-8087126871524538505</id><published>2010-03-10T03:43:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-10T03:48:01.910-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video games'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='emulation'/><title type='text'>Zophar's Domain</title><content type='html'>It's nice know some old relics are still around.  &lt;a href="http://www.zophar.net/"&gt;Zophar's Domain&lt;/a&gt;...for all your emulation needs, made obsolete and inconvenient by PS Network, Virtual Console, and Xbox Live.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm going to play &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Xenogears&lt;/span&gt; on my PC now, BRB!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-8087126871524538505?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8087126871524538505/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/zophars-domain.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8087126871524538505'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8087126871524538505'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/zophars-domain.html' title='Zophar&apos;s Domain'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-4687380193784241711</id><published>2010-03-09T00:08:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-09T00:11:45.561-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comic'/><title type='text'>Re-run</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/comicpages/0016.htm"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0016.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-4687380193784241711?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4687380193784241711/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/re-run.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4687380193784241711'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4687380193784241711'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/re-run.html' title='Re-run'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-6954160851578635916</id><published>2010-03-04T15:01:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-04T15:07:55.569-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bob officer'/><title type='text'>New Site BETA</title><content type='html'>I finally made some changes to the layout of my page.  It's unfinished, but functional.  (Death Star joke summarily deleted)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com"&gt;Bob Officer Sucks.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Feedback would be appreciated.  I'm still a stranger to CSS as the only formal training I've had was a decade ago - back when pizza was free and money was blue and knowing what HTML stood for made me sound smart.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-6954160851578635916?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6954160851578635916/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/new-site-beta.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/6954160851578635916'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/6954160851578635916'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/new-site-beta.html' title='New Site BETA'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-1072032651392877709</id><published>2010-03-01T11:25:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-01T11:25:44.192-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0054.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-1072032651392877709?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1072032651392877709/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/new-comic.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/1072032651392877709'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/1072032651392877709'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/new-comic.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-7510886419162251469</id><published>2010-02-22T13:41:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-01T11:26:11.498-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0053.jpg""&gt;&lt;img height="366" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0053.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, so I was watching Ninja Scroll yesterday.  Not funny but fun to draw.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-7510886419162251469?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/7510886419162251469/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/new-comic_22.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/7510886419162251469'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/7510886419162251469'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/new-comic_22.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-2033450941112877199</id><published>2010-02-19T11:46:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-19T11:52:01.262-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nathan fillion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='simon pegg'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='firefly'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='star trek'/><title type='text'>Epic Win</title><content type='html'>Very conflicted about who I would root for in this hypothetical battle of nerd titans...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S37BdQrWFOI/AAAAAAAAAG8/YAjuDR4jQ-o/s1600-h/Captura+on+02-19-2010+11-44-25.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S37BdQrWFOI/AAAAAAAAAG8/YAjuDR4jQ-o/s320/Captura+on+02-19-2010+11-44-25.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439998108347274466" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-2033450941112877199?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/2033450941112877199/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/epic.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/2033450941112877199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/2033450941112877199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/epic.html' title='Epic Win'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S37BdQrWFOI/AAAAAAAAAG8/YAjuDR4jQ-o/s72-c/Captura+on+02-19-2010+11-44-25.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-2016928900293713119</id><published>2010-02-16T16:58:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-01T11:25:25.834-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0052.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0052.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-2016928900293713119?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/2016928900293713119/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/new-comic_16.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/2016928900293713119'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/2016928900293713119'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/new-comic_16.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-1736714927042379781</id><published>2010-02-16T09:56:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-16T10:00:52.555-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serious Lunch'/><title type='text'>Girls Night Out</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="420" height="255"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tm1KYlkpopI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tm1KYlkpopI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="420" height="255"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Awesome.  New Comic after breakfast and coffee.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-1736714927042379781?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1736714927042379781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/1736714927042379781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/1736714927042379781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post.html' title='Girls Night Out'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-470701728879684777</id><published>2010-02-08T16:18:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-16T16:58:33.285-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0051.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0051.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-470701728879684777?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/470701728879684777/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/new-comic_08.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/470701728879684777'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/470701728879684777'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/new-comic_08.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-5132956026651794733</id><published>2010-02-01T01:59:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-08T16:18:44.779-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0050.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0050.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-5132956026651794733?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/5132956026651794733/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/new-comic.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/5132956026651794733'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/5132956026651794733'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/new-comic.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-3839444968284179095</id><published>2010-01-26T04:29:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-26T04:30:54.160-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Reminder</title><content type='html'>Just an awesome reminder, that I am a poseur, this is pretty cool.  Enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRqOqtNneuM&amp;feature=related&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-3839444968284179095?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/3839444968284179095/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/reminder.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/3839444968284179095'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/3839444968284179095'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/reminder.html' title='Reminder'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-8955652865652637857</id><published>2010-01-25T05:18:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-01T01:59:31.553-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0049.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0049.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-8955652865652637857?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8955652865652637857/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/new-comic_25.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8955652865652637857'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8955652865652637857'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/new-comic_25.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-7467119564834759648</id><published>2010-01-22T13:38:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-22T14:04:24.774-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gene wolfe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='book of the new sun'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science fiction'/><title type='text'>The Book of the New Sun</title><content type='html'>I asked my roommate if she had any interesting science fiction to recommend having discussed the &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(novel)"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Dune&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; series at length several weeks prior.  She gave me &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_the_new_sun"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt;.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, I consider myself a more-than-casual-aficionado of the most undervalued genre, so I was shocked that I had never encountered this author before - especially after I finished the first volume.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I generally hesitate to make any kind of broad statements about someones work before I've had time to digest it in it's entirety - but the &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Book of the New Sun&lt;/span&gt; is the best science fiction I've read since LeGuin's &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Hainish Cycle&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_hand_of_darkness"&gt;Left Hand of Darkness&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dispossessed"&gt;The Disposessed&lt;/a&gt; specifically).  In fact it's shaping up to be more impressive in scope and allegory than anything Frank Herbert conceived in his career.  Do yourself a favor and get a hold of this book.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-7467119564834759648?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/7467119564834759648/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/book-of-new-sun.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/7467119564834759648'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/7467119564834759648'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/book-of-new-sun.html' title='The Book of the New Sun'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-8649263761910792050</id><published>2010-01-21T18:00:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-21T18:03:42.553-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man stroke woman'/><title type='text'>Man Stroke Woman</title><content type='html'>Do yourself a favor and rent &lt;a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/manstrokewoman/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Man Stroke Woman &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;on netflix.  I rarely laugh this hard at anything.  And seriously, I can't even believe the sketch below exists.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="340" height="255"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yOLYT0qU4iA&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yOLYT0qU4iA&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="340" height="255"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-8649263761910792050?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8649263761910792050/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/man-stroke-woman.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8649263761910792050'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8649263761910792050'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/man-stroke-woman.html' title='Man Stroke Woman'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-8039115535548373881</id><published>2010-01-19T00:35:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-25T05:18:49.865-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0048.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0048.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-8039115535548373881?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8039115535548373881/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/new-comic_18.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8039115535548373881'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8039115535548373881'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/new-comic_18.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-7290643742124342026</id><published>2010-01-11T20:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-19T00:35:00.994-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0047.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0047.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-7290643742124342026?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/7290643742124342026/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/new-comic.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/7290643742124342026'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/7290643742124342026'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/new-comic.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-297230603067677981</id><published>2010-01-11T11:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-11T11:39:40.561-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brooklyn'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='things that rock'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='live music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='men and whales'/><title type='text'>Men and Whales</title><content type='html'>These are my friends &lt;a href="http://www.menandwhales.com"&gt;Men and Whales&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check them out live at &lt;a href="http://www.arlenesgrocery.net/audiocal.php"&gt;Arlene's Grocery&lt;/a&gt; Friday January 15 at 9PM.  Videos shot by Bob Officer and Tim Bierbaum, and edited by Bob Officer.  See below for more info on the band.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8635966&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8635966&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/8635966"&gt;GOOD TO GO&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/user2069994"&gt;Bob Officer&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object 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/&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8637407&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8637407&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/8637407"&gt;SO MANY THINGS&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/user2069994"&gt;Bob Officer&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Men and Whales is:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tom Murphy: Rhythm Guitar and Vocals&lt;br /&gt;Brent Lazo: Lead Guitar&lt;br /&gt;Clint Paul: Bass&lt;br /&gt;Garrett Finley: Drums&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.menandwhales.com&lt;br /&gt;http://www.facebook.com/menandwhales&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-297230603067677981?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/297230603067677981/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/men-and-whales.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/297230603067677981'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/297230603067677981'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/men-and-whales.html' title='Men and Whales'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-2095404767408856242</id><published>2010-01-07T13:07:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T13:09:38.930-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Why Does Every Singer Feel Compelled to Cover Hurt At Some Point In Their Career?</title><content type='html'>I mean, I know it's the most awesome but...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="400" height="255"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LYmTbAj_NSo&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LYmTbAj_NSo&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="255"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-2095404767408856242?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/2095404767408856242/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/why-does-every-singer-feel-compelled-to.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/2095404767408856242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/2095404767408856242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/why-does-every-singer-feel-compelled-to.html' title='Why Does Every Singer Feel Compelled to Cover Hurt At Some Point In Their Career?'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-7777038269722001892</id><published>2010-01-06T02:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-06T03:47:25.385-05:00</updated><title type='text'>2010: Death and Rebirth Part One</title><content type='html'>So it was nice to end the year with a legit &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLxmX0m5IsU"&gt;youtube music video&lt;/a&gt;.  It's something I'm proud of and I'm genuinely pleased to see people are responding positively to something I worked so hard to create.  There is no comic again this week - but - my site is undergoing practical and creative alterations that may consume a considerable amount of time.  In the meantime, I need to share this bit of information - because my video has been reposted in &lt;a href="http://v.ku6.com/show/42qRc6Kk7H1fhPMX.html"&gt;Japan&lt;/a&gt;.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is particularly awesome for me because - with the North American release of &lt;a href="http://www.sega.com/platinumgames/bayonetta/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Bayonetta&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; I've reconnected with a part of my formative years that has been riding the proverbial bench for way too long.  This of course coincides with my first viewing of &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebuild_of_Evangelion"&gt;Eva Rebuild 1.1 You Are (Not) Alone&lt;/a&gt;.  Hearing the Eva-esque remix of &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Fly Me to the Moon&lt;/span&gt; stirred up an element in my consciousness, and I was shocked to realize how much I have drifted emotionally and intellectually away from the things that were so important to me in my youth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In short, it's the nerd element.  I've been so absorbed with New York City, and approaching a legit career as a filmmaker and being a responsible adult - and failing - and failing and - and using dashes because I wish I was Jack Kerouac - that I let myself get taken over by preconceptions of what I thought adulthood and responsibility and art were supposed to be.  (forgive me - lost yer address, drunk)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(pause)&lt;br /&gt;(let the band catch up)&lt;br /&gt;(because we're doing some word jams)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So now that I started this blog I don't know how to finish it.  I am admittedly  sleepy and drunky.  I am sure I had some brilliant epiphany that was worth sharing, but, now - no idea.  Or do I?  the epiphany might be that I'm comfortable using the word "drunky" in a sentence.  Or maybe it's something more fer cereal.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TO BE CONTINUED...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(&lt;a href="http://www.pillows.jp/"&gt;Pillows&lt;/a&gt; jam over the credits)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ganbarimasu!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-7777038269722001892?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/7777038269722001892/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/2010-death-and-rebirth-part-one.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/7777038269722001892'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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/&gt;&lt;object width="400" height="255"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qhkoXRBqZbs&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qhkoXRBqZbs&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="255"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-8883448774037405037?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8883448774037405037/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/snakes-rapping-about-james-maynard.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8883448774037405037'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8883448774037405037'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/snakes-rapping-about-james-maynard.html' title='Snakes Rapping About James Maynard Keynes on PBS'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-6189354439126565602</id><published>2009-12-29T00:48:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-29T00:49:11.206-05:00</updated><title type='text'>GunShow Comic</title><content type='html'>http://gunshowcomic.com/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lols&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-6189354439126565602?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6189354439126565602/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/12/gunshow-comic.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' 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Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0046.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0046.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-4667944368985444619?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4667944368985444619/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/12/new-comic_28.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4667944368985444619'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/12/new-comic_21.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-6922773679224685838</id><published>2009-12-18T18:39:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-19T04:06:35.596-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Snakes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music videos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Top Dolla'/><title type='text'>TOP DOLLA on Sports Illustrated</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/SyyW9BuxIlI/AAAAAAAAAFY/3RzA7eUCzHM/s1600-h/SI+image.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 254px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/SyyW9BuxIlI/AAAAAAAAAFY/3RzA7eUCzHM/s320/SI+image.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5416870427000644178" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/extramustard/hotclicks/12/18/santa-cheerleaders-jay-feely-controversial-tweets-about-chris-henry/index.html"&gt;Top Dolla on Sports Illustrated Home Page&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-6922773679224685838?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6922773679224685838/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/SyyW9BuxIlI/AAAAAAAAAFY/3RzA7eUCzHM/s72-c/SI+image.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-4355952452444491892</id><published>2009-12-16T20:26:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-16T20:27:14.999-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Holy Shit! Bob Officer Makes Music Videos Now!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cLxmX0m5IsU&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cLxmX0m5IsU&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-4355952452444491892?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4355952452444491892/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/12/holy-shit-bob-officer-makes-music.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4355952452444491892'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4355952452444491892'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/12/holy-shit-bob-officer-makes-music.html' title='Holy Shit! Bob Officer Makes Music Videos Now!'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-7286220134574293225</id><published>2009-12-14T21:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-14T21:12:35.789-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Snakes'/><title type='text'>Have a Listen, Have a Laugh</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/billyandadam"&gt;Snakes - &lt;em&gt;Not Ready to Die&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-7286220134574293225?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/7286220134574293225/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/12/have-listen-have-laugh.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/7286220134574293225'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/7286220134574293225'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/12/have-listen-have-laugh.html' title='Have a Listen, Have a Laugh'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-8395016933620456935</id><published>2009-12-08T00:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-08T00:53:33.764-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='my diary is full of shit'/><title type='text'>Late Night Bullshit</title><content type='html'>I have no qualms with the selfish mean spirited people that inhabit this planet.  All things considered they are made of the same stuff as the rest of us and do not deserve to be judged any differently.  It's only when they have the audacity to feel sorry for themselves that I think they can all go to hell.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Bob Officer&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-8395016933620456935?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8395016933620456935/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/12/late-night-bullshit.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8395016933620456935'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8395016933620456935'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/12/late-night-bullshit.html' title='Late Night Bullshit'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-245305069633300943</id><published>2009-12-07T03:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-28T03:26:55.825-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0044.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0044.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-245305069633300943?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/245305069633300943/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/12/new-comic.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/245305069633300943'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/245305069633300943'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/12/new-comic.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-4442869258921710977</id><published>2009-12-07T01:28:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-14T00:56:43.323-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shitty Comedians'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Colin Kane'/><title type='text'>Colin Kane's Facebook Profile Sounds Really Gay</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/y2DjhdNQdFw&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param 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You all thought I was dead because I haven't posted in 12 days! Fuck you! Here's a video of my dog!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-6a0c0beb5123d99" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v12.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D06a0c0beb5123d99%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331438277%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D6195FA0842E030D63FD8BEFABBA8B893C878229B.560D32C27E155475FCDC09E14AD69EDE836E2172%26key%3Dck1&amp;amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D6a0c0beb5123d99%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DNZYskVOIE04jmscsTd7Rwt_KFL0&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;ps=blogger"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v12.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D06a0c0beb5123d99%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331438277%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D6195FA0842E030D63FD8BEFABBA8B893C878229B.560D32C27E155475FCDC09E14AD69EDE836E2172%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D6a0c0beb5123d99%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DNZYskVOIE04jmscsTd7Rwt_KFL0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-5751945346779737261?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/5751945346779737261/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/12/puppies.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/5751945346779737261'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/5751945346779737261'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/12/puppies.html' title='PUPPIES!'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-1528995009627151146</id><published>2009-11-18T03:24:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T03:24:22.361-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Greed and Instinct</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3356023&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3356023&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/3356023"&gt;Greed and Instinct&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/eyetape"&gt;Eye Tape&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-1528995009627151146?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1528995009627151146/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/11/greed-and-instinct.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/1528995009627151146'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/1528995009627151146'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/11/greed-and-instinct.html' title='Greed and Instinct'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-393993642730594504</id><published>2009-11-17T21:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-17T21:26:51.382-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bullshit movies'/><title type='text'>47 Ronin</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/11/17/carl-eric-rinsch-to-direct-47-ronin/"&gt;Carl Erik Rinsch to Direct 47 Ronin&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can think of so many problems with this idea I don't even know where to start. JK.  I know exactly where to start - at the board meeting where Ridley Scott said, you know what? Let's cast a white guy as a samurai in the Japanese civil war. That's a good idea right? What about Keanu Reeves? He has real slanty eyes right?  No one will know the difference right?  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is in fact the most offensive slight to Japanese culture Hollywood has dished up since the genius casting director of &lt;em&gt;Memoirs of a Geisha &lt;/em&gt;cast a Chinese actress as a fucking Japanese Geisha.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ridley Scott.  I love &lt;em&gt;Blade Runner&lt;/em&gt;.  But come on.  I mean come awwwwn.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-393993642730594504?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/393993642730594504/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/11/47-ronin.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/393993642730594504'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/393993642730594504'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/11/47-ronin.html' title='47 Ronin'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-8588438375969923837</id><published>2009-11-15T19:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-28T03:27:15.912-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0043.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="244" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0043.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a shitty drawing of me pretending to be Shinji.  Next week I will be a zombie.  Maybe when I get some sleep I'll draw another Velasquez.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-8588438375969923837?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8588438375969923837/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/11/new-comic_15.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8588438375969923837'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8588438375969923837'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/11/new-comic_15.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-4842361330871751433</id><published>2009-11-10T03:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T04:25:57.766-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='principles'/><title type='text'>My Principles Thus Far</title><content type='html'>I've been examining my life in a rather arduous attempt to figure out a strategy with which to direct my energies.  A by product of this evaluation has been a list of principles.  It's very short because I think a principle is something that an individual should adhere to without ever threatening the integrity of another principle - and yet should not necessarily have to conform to anyone elses' ideas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is an index card above my humble wood-composite Ikea desk.  Thus far it has three brief scribbles written hastily on it - the latter of which I added before writing the superfluous paragraph above.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The index card reads -&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;em&gt;Principles:&lt;br /&gt;     -Quality&lt;br /&gt;     -Synchronize Data&lt;br /&gt;     -Nothing is Private&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll try to elucidate as well as I can.  &lt;em&gt;Quality&lt;/em&gt; is the first and most sound thing I can come up with.  It's a simple philosophy housed in a single utterance.  I think it can be applied to any facet of a persons life - be it career, relationships, friendships, investments.  One should never approach a thing without the intention of achieving the highest possible quality.  At the time I meant it to be applicable to my career.  But it has evolved.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Synchronize Data?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still trying to figure out what the fuck this means.  It made perfect sense after a particularly lucid dream I had one morning this last month.  My guess is, it's a roundabout way of saying "do your research, get all your ducks in a row."  And yet there's a cryptic quality to it that I can't fathom.  More on this one when I figure it out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nothing is Private.  Perhaps not the best possible phrase to describe an ideal principle.  Perhaps it's to idiosyncratic to my own experience (and yet that's what this list is all about) for me to able to explain well - but I can start by asserting that I've always been what I would consider to be a private person.  I almost feel like I want to paraphrase Corinthians here - suffice it say that I was private as a child and as a man I have gradually come to understand the subtle and all encompassing nature that we mean when we say "six degrees of separation."  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This one is of particular concern to the oft taciturn gent as myself, and yet in an epiphany I've come to understand that if we consider this basic principle as an inevitability we can come to understand and evaluate the actions we make in terms of how deeply they can effect the world.  Inadvertently. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some other thoughts vying for a position on the list include:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;-Always be on time&lt;br /&gt;-Never expect to be rewarded&lt;br /&gt;-Always look good&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Bob Officer&lt;br /&gt;**long Monday night shift&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-4842361330871751433?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4842361330871751433/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/11/my-principles-thus-far.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4842361330871751433'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4842361330871751433'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/11/my-principles-thus-far.html' title='My Principles Thus Far'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-3467644763525406687</id><published>2009-11-09T14:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-28T03:27:45.563-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0042.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0042.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-3467644763525406687?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/3467644763525406687/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/11/new-comic.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/3467644763525406687'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/3467644763525406687'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/11/new-comic.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-414275825276447613</id><published>2009-11-06T16:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-06T16:53:02.723-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Buy My "Art"</title><content type='html'>I'm selling this weeks original.  Best offer.  Do it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-414275825276447613?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/414275825276447613/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/11/buy-my-art.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/414275825276447613'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/414275825276447613'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/11/buy-my-art.html' title='Buy My &quot;Art&quot;'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-6134088224575794057</id><published>2009-11-04T12:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-04T12:27:12.089-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='your film is going to suck'/><title type='text'>Your Film Is Going To Suck</title><content type='html'>"Our next picture is inspired by the work of John Carpenter / 1970’s style, 35mm grainy film with excellent, realistic performances and original story-lines. We would like to bring horror back to its gritty cinematic roots."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.mandy.com/1/jobs3.cfm?v=35677644&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Original story-lines I won't contend - but the suggestion that John Carpenter can be associated with realistic performances makes me want to punch your face.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And just so you know guy, $1000 won't cover the cost of developing 10 minutes of 35mm film.  Good luck.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-6134088224575794057?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6134088224575794057/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/11/your-film-is-going-to-suck.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/6134088224575794057'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/6134088224575794057'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/11/your-film-is-going-to-suck.html' title='Your Film Is Going To Suck'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-1075094899874411110</id><published>2009-11-02T01:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-28T03:28:04.330-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vasquez'/><title type='text'>Los Oficiales</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0041.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="390" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0041.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-1075094899874411110?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1075094899874411110/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/11/los-oficiales.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/1075094899874411110'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/1075094899874411110'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/11/los-oficiales.html' title='Los Oficiales'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-3743828441356071266</id><published>2009-10-28T15:09:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-28T15:10:06.029-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><title type='text'>Vanishing City</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.vanishingny.org/"&gt;Vanishing City&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-3743828441356071266?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/3743828441356071266/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/10/vanishing-city.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/3743828441356071266'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/3743828441356071266'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/10/vanishing-city.html' title='Vanishing City'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-6499447604480654179</id><published>2009-10-28T02:35:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-28T02:59:38.447-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Hard Rock Saves the Space</title><content type='html'>As my comic grows more ambitious, it begins to take up larger chunks of free time.  I've never managed my time well and - when you combine this flaw with an inferiority complex and a host of other insecurities - you get an odd formula for a human being that is bursting with creative energy and drive that often gets overwhelmed and disoriented by an endless range of possibilities that don't quite fit in with the range of talent that's been developed.  That's me in a nutshell.  I always know what I want, but I've seldom had the patience to stick with anything for to long.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So why the need for a pedantic self-absorbed blog about a frivolous thing like this stupid cartoon?  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I planned to begin my comic in December of 2007 because I felt trapped and unproductive.  That said it might seem odd that it took over a year for me to get around to posting the first issue.  But when you consider the character behind it it's not so unusual.  I second guess some of my best ideas even as they come into fruition.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The history behind this sites fruiton is pretty dull.  I drew the first 5 comics between August and December of 2008.  Although it only took me a few hours to actually put the thing together I had to reaquire the confidence to draw after a 4 year abscence (which let's be honest, is kinda lame because I really can't draw).  I also had to sit down and figure out the basics of Dreamweaver and photoshop - two programs that I am still learning.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But now that I've sketched 40 comics of varying quality, I'm pretty endeared to the process despite the extra stress it adds to my week.  I've definitely put out some drawings I'm not proud of - but I like to think there are some pretty fucking good ones too.  I've reached a wierd impasse where I've acknowledged that my previously non-existent graphic design skills and drawing skills both need to improve to get to a standard of quality that I am now aspiring to.  All this means is that I find it harder to continue without dedicating more time to this site - and I intend to make it happen.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So in answer to the query posted above - I am aware that people are visiting my site.  I don't know who you are, nor do I particularly care.  I'm just kind of happy that total strangers know who I am - though I'll likely never meet them.  This simple fact has actually motivated me to continue spending the time on this stupid project even when I don't want to.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I'm writing to let said total strangers know that this weeks comics is one of the funniest drawings I will ever do and I don't want to rush it.  It's more difficult than anything I've ever done and I'm pretty proud of that.  This whole site and blog are also getting remodeled as soon as my life allows it.  Because as long as i can stand it I want this comic to be a consistent prescence.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-6499447604480654179?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6499447604480654179/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/10/hard-rock-saves-space.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/6499447604480654179'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/6499447604480654179'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/10/hard-rock-saves-space.html' title='Hard Rock Saves the Space'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-3188807471287441953</id><published>2009-10-19T03:35:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-19T03:36:27.276-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0040.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="488" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0040.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-3188807471287441953?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/3188807471287441953/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/10/new-comic_19.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/3188807471287441953'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/3188807471287441953'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/10/new-comic_19.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-2472520708108989768</id><published>2009-10-12T15:53:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-12T15:56:20.276-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Late A Lot</title><content type='html'>So it's a holiday.  Which means my comic is going up tomorrow.  My fan will have to wait, sorry.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was also my birthday over the weekend, so like I wasn't gonna do any work and stuff.  I got to meet a bunch of famous people.  And I was out all night.  Which made up for a week of working 12 hour days. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My life is so hard.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-2472520708108989768?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/2472520708108989768/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/10/im-late-lot.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/2472520708108989768'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/2472520708108989768'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/10/im-late-lot.html' title='I&apos;m Late A Lot'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-8814432064719302384</id><published>2009-10-09T00:29:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-09T00:30:56.989-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh Apple People</title><content type='html'>Why do we argue so?  Are we both not made from the &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foxconn"&gt;same fucking parts?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-8814432064719302384?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8814432064719302384/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/10/oh-apple-people.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8814432064719302384'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8814432064719302384'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/10/oh-apple-people.html' title='Oh Apple People'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-4602623617014763134</id><published>2009-10-07T22:04:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-07T22:04:53.621-04:00</updated><title type='text'>So This Happened</title><content type='html'>http://www.advfilms.com/&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-4602623617014763134?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4602623617014763134/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/10/so-this-happened.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4602623617014763134'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4602623617014763134'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/10/so-this-happened.html' title='So This Happened'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-9126174358671105951</id><published>2009-10-04T23:19:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-12-28T03:28:31.819-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0039.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0039.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-9126174358671105951?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/9126174358671105951/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/10/new-comic.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/9126174358671105951'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/9126174358671105951'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/10/new-comic.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-1967505443358159062</id><published>2009-10-01T12:32:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-01T12:46:28.212-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='videos'/><title type='text'>Videos and Shit</title><content type='html'>I'm awful busy making videos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;New from Serious Lunch:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BKn0DWskifU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BKn0DWskifU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/484G56YGhM4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/484G56YGhM4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Billy and Adam vid is featured on &lt;a href="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/"&gt;UCB's freshly redesigned page&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've got more on the way.  I'll be shooting and directing the first music video for &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/wearebillyandadam"&gt;Snakes&lt;/a&gt; and I'm just finishing up my very first music video &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;ever&lt;/span&gt; much thanks to &lt;a href="http://www.thenewcollisions.com"&gt;The New Collisions&lt;/a&gt;.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is all of course, a very deliberate posting to assure myself that I'm accomplishing more than I actually am.  But the fact is I have a lot of work to do so I don't feel shitty about missing my 3rd week in &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Bob Officer Sucks&lt;/span&gt; out of the first 40.  I'm also pretty certain I will have redesigned the page for Thanksgiving, and by the beginning of 2010 I'll have found a space to showcase my newest video.  On top of that I'm pressuring myself very heavily to start taking writing seriously as a career.  Which means I won't be blogging (6 in September down from 20 in May) but this is of course, the direction I want my life to be heading - i.e. workin' for myself.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Grammar is for the bees.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-1967505443358159062?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1967505443358159062/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/10/videos-and-shit.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/1967505443358159062'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/1967505443358159062'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/10/videos-and-shit.html' title='Videos and Shit'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-4993911304125132280</id><published>2009-09-21T12:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-04T23:19:34.249-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0038.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0038.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-4993911304125132280?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4993911304125132280/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/09/new-comic_21.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4993911304125132280'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4993911304125132280'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/09/new-comic_21.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-7492758327579431065</id><published>2009-09-13T23:28:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-21T12:00:41.403-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>Typical Sunday</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0037.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="224" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0037.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-7492758327579431065?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/7492758327579431065/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/09/typical-sunday.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/7492758327579431065'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/7492758327579431065'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/09/typical-sunday.html' title='Typical Sunday'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-898376371361991728</id><published>2009-09-09T17:33:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-09T17:33:32.518-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lols'/><title type='text'>Lolasaurus</title><content type='html'>http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1791210&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-898376371361991728?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/898376371361991728/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/09/lolasaurus.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/898376371361991728'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/898376371361991728'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/09/lolasaurus.html' title='Lolasaurus'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-6909297081256438107</id><published>2009-09-09T11:19:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-09T11:20:05.166-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shit Job Postings'/><title type='text'>Your Film Is Going To Suck</title><content type='html'>I guarantee it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/tfr/1365229959.html&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-6909297081256438107?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6909297081256438107/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/09/your-film-is-going-to-suck.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/6909297081256438107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/6909297081256438107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/09/your-film-is-going-to-suck.html' title='Your Film Is Going To Suck'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-4687335242707160720</id><published>2009-09-08T10:44:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-13T23:30:03.622-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0036.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0036.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-4687335242707160720?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4687335242707160720/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/09/new-comic.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4687335242707160720'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4687335242707160720'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/09/new-comic.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-7509008864241815546</id><published>2009-09-01T11:51:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-01T11:53:12.108-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Rachel Zoe Outtakes</title><content type='html'>Spot on parody.  I wish I had done this but I don't think that I could get away with it.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="384" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_a2371e5cc8"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=a2371e5cc8" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed width="384" height="256" flashvars="key=a2371e5cc8" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_a2371e5cc8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:384px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a2371e5cc8/rachel-zoe-outtakes" title="from amyphillips"&gt;Rachel Zoe Outtakes&lt;/a&gt; - watch more &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die"&gt;funny videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-7509008864241815546?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/7509008864241815546/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/09/rachel-zoe-outtakes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/7509008864241815546'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/7509008864241815546'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/09/rachel-zoe-outtakes.html' title='Rachel Zoe Outtakes'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-1255212804939358035</id><published>2009-08-31T10:05:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-08T10:44:09.337-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0035.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0035.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-1255212804939358035?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1255212804939358035/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/08/new-comic_31.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/1255212804939358035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/1255212804939358035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/08/new-comic_31.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-4407452007807431876</id><published>2009-08-28T20:08:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-28T20:08:35.262-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fail'/><title type='text'>Good Ad Fail</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="360" height="254"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KKF52Rea01M&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KKF52Rea01M&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="360" height="254"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-4407452007807431876?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4407452007807431876/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/08/good-ad-fail.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4407452007807431876'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/4407452007807431876'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/08/good-ad-fail.html' title='Good Ad Fail'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-6996935690688029994</id><published>2009-08-27T14:13:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-27T14:13:52.801-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny stuff'/><title type='text'>3 Frames</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://threeframes.net/"&gt;This&lt;/a&gt; could entertain me all day.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-6996935690688029994?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6996935690688029994/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/08/3-frames.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/6996935690688029994'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/6996935690688029994'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/08/3-frames.html' title='3 Frames'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-1180209800658294489</id><published>2009-08-26T13:14:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-26T13:18:37.924-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='videos'/><title type='text'>UCB</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrBwFgQAO5M"&gt;This video&lt;/a&gt; I did with Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick is featured on &lt;a href="http://www.ucbcomedy.com"&gt;ucbcomedy.com&lt;/a&gt; today.  Yay!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-1180209800658294489?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1180209800658294489/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/08/ucb.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/1180209800658294489'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/1180209800658294489'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/08/ucb.html' title='UCB'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-2552836921133191772</id><published>2009-08-26T13:08:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-26T13:12:28.246-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='silly shit'/><title type='text'>Bear Scare</title><content type='html'>Thanks to &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/742dde1a77/in-depp-with-johnny-depp"&gt;John&lt;/a&gt; for sharing.  This is pretty fucking silly.  Recreation of Bear at 0:40 FTW!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="360" height="254"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vlxi6Ec92kw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vlxi6Ec92kw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="360" height="254"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-2552836921133191772?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/2552836921133191772/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/08/bear-scare.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/2552836921133191772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/2552836921133191772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/08/bear-scare.html' title='Bear Scare'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-7532669020614907404</id><published>2009-08-24T23:24:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-24T23:25:30.992-04:00</updated><title type='text'>This Weeks Excuse</title><content type='html'>...is a lingering cold and Jury Duty.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-7532669020614907404?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/7532669020614907404/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/08/this-weeks-excuse.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/7532669020614907404'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/7532669020614907404'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/08/this-weeks-excuse.html' title='This Weeks Excuse'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-5948017344587761189</id><published>2009-08-24T23:24:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-31T10:05:56.508-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new Comic Monday'/><title type='text'>New Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Click to enlarge&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0034.jpg"&gt;&lt;img height="122" src="http://www.bobofficersucks.com/images/comics/0034.jpg" width="324" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-5948017344587761189?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/5948017344587761189/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/08/new-comic_24.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/5948017344587761189'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/5948017344587761189'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/08/new-comic_24.html' title='New Comic'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-507349512798773816</id><published>2009-08-21T13:31:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T13:31:45.577-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I Miss Everything Cool While It's Happening</title><content type='html'>http://jenningsandrall.tomtooman.com/&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6528747897258574152-507349512798773816?l=bobofficersucks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/feeds/507349512798773816/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/08/i-miss-everything-cool-while-its.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/507349512798773816'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/507349512798773816'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/08/i-miss-everything-cool-while-its.html' title='I Miss Everything Cool While It&apos;s Happening'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-8205951174403763787</id><published>2009-08-18T12:08:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-18T12:36:44.834-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='maze megaburst space'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='GTO'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anime'/><title type='text'>Anime Vault</title><content type='html'>Syfy is going to start airing &lt;a href="http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2009-08-17/syfy-ani-monday-block-lists-monster-series"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Monster&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt; in October.  This is a series I've been interested in for a while though I think this is it's North American debut.  Exciting!  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My good friend and former roomate &lt;a href="http://blackmage137.livejournal.com/profile"&gt;Alpha Jammer Visco&lt;/a&gt; gave me a copy of a Rumiko Takahashi art book with all kinds of Ranma 1/2 drawings and such.  Made me feel nostalgic and realize how heavily I was influenced by anime in general during my formative years.  Thus I've decided to return to my roots, especially since I've felt outside of myself recently.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My entire collection of fansubs was pretty much given away when I left home.  Thank heavens advances in Flash video have made it possible to replace anything from my childhood with a few torrent searches.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Furthermore - I've decided &lt;a href="www.uniqlo.com"&gt;Uniqlo&lt;/a&gt; has finally made it okay - if not fashionable - to express an interest in manga and anime without having to feel particularly wierd.  They sold me a pretty sweet t-shirt for this series pictured in the video below.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="360" height="254"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iCZ2DR80Xb0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iCZ2DR80Xb0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="360" height="254"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And while I'm feeling nostalgic - here's another old gem I'm not ashamed to say I remember fondly.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="360" height="254"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/D4pIb2ThhC8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" 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href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6528747897258574152/posts/default/8205951174403763787'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bobofficersucks.blogspot.com/2009/08/anime-vault.html' title='Anime Vault'/><author><name>Bob Officer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16890955834865932425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XqrRE1-zy9M/S1lFlM7GriI/AAAAAAAAAGM/K8S6Olwy8so/S220/BOB!.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6528747897258574152.post-2770851387902721899</id><published>2009-08-18T12:03:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-18T12:05:03.889-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nerd shit'/><title type='text'>Nerdy Tuesdays</title><content type='html'>Yup.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="360" height="254"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lg-wRQdrSqo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lg-wRQdrSqo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="360" height="254"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="360" height="254"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sj8_7OFK0oc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sj8_7OFK0oc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="360" height="254"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div 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