Friday, May 29, 2009

Just Realized I Mispelled Sabbatical

How embarrassing...

Monday, May 25, 2009


Regular blogs have beed kinda sparse. I'm taking the week off because I'm so inundated with editing work and personal shit, I'm gettting burnt out pretty fast. Tune in next week for new comic and a (hopefully) better rested Bob Officer.

New Comic

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Greg Hawkes Plays The Cars On Ukelele

Speaks for itself:

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

You Guys I Found The New Hotness

No Free Ride

Monday, May 18, 2009

New Comic

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Monday, May 11, 2009

G Train: 2 A.M.

Some sweaty hipster is really bummed that he couldn't wake and bake today.

Fuck You Microsoft

I've had a legit copy of Microsoft Office XP Pro that I obtained through Hofstra University in 2003 after my computer got fried by a faulty circuit and I lost all the software I had. I've held on to it because despite what they'd like you to think, there haven't been any major innovations in spreadsheet and word processing software. Office 2007 is just a fancy makeover that is guaranteed to piss off long time users by making it difficult to find any of the common commands. Seriously, if they had changed the default keyboard shortcuts I would have to relear Word from scratch.

Anyway, Microsoft decided it was time I upgraded my office package, and Vista upgraded me overnight. So now I'm stuck with Office 2007, which would be nice, but Microsoft isn't accepting my product license. So now instead of having Office XP which I was fine with, I have a non-functioning version I don't want. Hurray.

This is how Microsoft rewards you for not stealing software. Lame.

New Comic

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Friday, May 8, 2009

Thanks For Feeding My Ego

But for serious, I needed this as a reminder. You know, because sometimes I forget.

Thursday, May 7, 2009


Wednesday, May 6, 2009

This Is Just To Say

I have watched
Like maybe one episode of
That show on that
Fox network

Where those people
All try and
Sing to win
Some prize or something

And after like
A decade
I still don't give
A shit

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Sweet Pencil Sharpner

From My Sister Lori:

As featured in last weeks comic.

Monday, May 4, 2009

New Comic

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