Lego Movie Cars

Lego Movie Cars

The Aerial View of New York City at Night Reminds Me of Something...

New York City from above is a truly captivating sight. Especially because it reminds me of something...as illustrated below.

New Comic Monday

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Ow

I threw my back out lifting weights. The pain is pretty bad.

Here is a picture of the puppy that has been annoying me all day as I'm layed out on the couch. I took pictures of her sleeping for payback. Stupid bitch. As soon as I can walk she is going to get the shit kicked out of her.

How I Write A Comic

I had the following conversation at the airport:

"Hi."
"What?"
"Hi."
[nods]
"Just wanted to uh, I saw you here, and thought I'd say Hi."
"Oh."
[short, but awkward silence]
"Well, I'm going to get on a plane now. Have a nice holiday."

I am not Paul Newman apparently.

Brian Eno

Thought of this between fits of sleep last night. Made me chuckle so I'm posting it here.

Brian Eno Comic

Word Farts

I shit out the following sentence yesterday while making arrangements for a car to the airport:

"How much would be a car to LaGuardia?"

Whatever the clerk's response was had to be repeated because I couldn't hear him over the sound of my brain farting. In my defense I was nursing one of the worst hangovers I've had in a long time. Still, I should turn myself in for compulsory sterilization. Because clearly I should not be allowed to procreate.

Which reminds me...what do Nazi Germany and the State of California have in common?

They hate gays and castrate retards!

Merry Christmas Bob

Every year I take Agent Dale Cooper's advice to heart and get myself something special.

Last Year's gift.

This year's gift.


Portentous comparison :(

It's only available in trade paperback. I hide behind it's enormity when I want to look at pretty girls.