Your Film Is Going To Suck

"Our next picture is inspired by the work of John Carpenter / 1970’s style, 35mm grainy film with excellent, realistic performances and original story-lines. We would like to bring horror back to its gritty cinematic roots."


http://www.mandy.com/1/jobs3.cfm?v=35677644

Original story-lines I won't contend - but the suggestion that John Carpenter can be associated with realistic performances makes me want to punch your face.

And just so you know guy, $1000 won't cover the cost of developing 10 minutes of 35mm film. Good luck.